The ThinkPad finally arrived in my hands this past weekend in a cardboard box.
Never mind the shitty packaging; I didn’t get the TP for that.
I opened the notebook to find a stunning, marvelous engineering feat reeking of quality. The way things should have been all along. Everything is just right. You can tell that IBM continues to rub off.
Not bad for a little more than $750.
Unfortunately, if there is one thing to single-handedly ruin the experience, it is the foul odor emanating from Redmond and is stenching up my hard drive.
Yes, I’m in Windoze land right now, and it fvcking sucks. (Temporarily)
I knew I was in for several long nights, but I didn’t realize how painful the out-of-the-box experience is until I kept a log of everything I did to the machine.
~ Endless hours of Windows updates.
~ The obligatory firewall suite.
~ Removing the crapware.
Let me stop for a minute here and let this be said: Norton is a fvcking virus itself. Even when you use their official uninstaller to rid yourself of their shit, unbeknownst to you they still leave their services behind. You have to use msconfig to hunt them down.
And let this also be said: Anti-virus is a waste of time and CPU cycles. It’s a reactive solution, not a proactive one. They are useless against 0-days. All you’re doing is allowing these window lickers to laugh all the way to the bank. Proactively protect yourself from (a) being stupid and (b) inadvertently exposing yourself to security exploits and you should be fine…until you can get the hell off of Windows. Besides, the jig for XP is up in June and with Windows Se7en around the corner for your rental, you’ll be seeking a Brave GNU World anyway. (Huh, Vista? Oh yeah. That.)
Let’s see, where was I…oh yes:
~ Cleaning out the system tray of shit that wants to keep coming back.
~ Rebooting to safe mode and running cleanmgr /sageset:50, cleanmgr /sagerun:50, and defragging the volume.
~ Rebooting back to install IE7Pro (to sanitize IE Se7en) and all of my favorite apps.
~ Rearranging the Start Menu (I use the GNOME-style categories).
~ Getting rid of the useless eye candy (as per Tweakhound’s recommendations).
~ Disabling potentially troublesome and insecure services.
~ The obligatory disk cleaning and defragging again.
~ Booting to GNOME partition editor and shrinking XP.
~ Booting back to Windows because it’ll panic and run chkdisk.
~ Booting back to gparted and reclaiming most of the freed space as a shared FAT32 partition, leaving the remainder for a future Linux install.
~ Booting back to Windows to get settled in and to bring my personal files over.
And that’s where I am right now. I haven’t even given thought to creating a second admin account and downgrading myself to a LUAser yet. And this is where my troubles are beginning.
It’s amazing that:
~ The recovery CD creation process is absolutely dreadful. I wasted a large amount of coasters in burning 9 CDs that MIGHT work should I ever hose XP. And thanks to licensing issues, once you successfully burn a set, you’re locked out from doing it again. EVER. Oh, and Lenovo sells the official set for $45, provided that you’re still in warranty and that your shipping address is on file with the bank as usual. Oh, and those CDs MIGHT work as well…
~ I can read FAT32 on Mac OS X and Linux and even read HFS+ on Linux, but can’t read HFS+ in Windows without coughing up $$$ for a solution in typical Maccie fashion.
~ My LaCie DVD burner won’t work in Windows because it was the Apple Store special that came with Toast 7 and OS X drivers, yet works without a hitch in Linux. Dammit I wish I spent the extra $$$ for the ’super’ drive.
~ It took less than 24 hours for Windows to cease from being a lean, mean OS and turn into a decrepit pile of shit. (Going from a 142 GB to a 31 GB partition wasn’t exactly the reason, especially since after installing everything I still have 37% free space and I have 2 GB of RAM anyway. And yes, I did defrag again.) I have a feeling that I had a bad installation or a rogue service installed somewhere.
~ I have 3 different media player programs competing to be my default player for particular files.
~ Apple isn’t exactly the beacon of computing bliss on Windows. iTunes blows chunks compared to the native OS X version and QuickTime still thinks that I should cough up another $30 for ‘pro’ functionality, especially when enough FOSS solutions exist elsewhere. VLC rocks my socks off.
For kicks, I already tried running the Ubuntu Feisty Live CD. Save for a restricted driver, everything just works…even my wireless. And hey, I don’t even need to use a hex password for my WPA, either. I’m looking forward to the Hardy LTS final so that I can get that running and thus complete my switch. (I don’t feel like fscking with betas in the meantime.)
Yes, I know that I should try another distro - especially a RPM-based one - but I’m at the point of my life where I don’t have extra time on my hands to go around trashing installs in the name of learning and 1337 h4X0ring.
I can’t believe that I’m still trying to set this notebook up over 4 days later…just to get it to work where I almost want it to work. Once I’m done, XP will be relegated to secondary status for whatever doesn’t work in Linux. And judging from my past experience, the initial Linux install will only eat up only half of the time at the most, with (almost) everything in place.